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The Adventures of Captain Wrongel

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Based on A. Nekrasov's
eponymous novel

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Thirteenth Episode

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- I'll tear you apart,

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grind you into powder,

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burn you over a slow fire.

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Actually, I will come up with
something even worse...

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I will kick you out

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and you will have to

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become honest people again.

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- Not that...

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Anything but that, boss!

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- No! No! Anything but that, boss!

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Va bene...

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- Then remember,

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you are above the law.

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Follow only my instructions.

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Now go.

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- Attention! Attention! Breaking news!

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- The round-the-world sailing
regatta has entered its final leg!

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- Out of 30 yachts, only 7 withstood all
the obstacles of this unprecedented race,

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and are now approaching the finish line.

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- This is a truly outstanding
group of seven!

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- The last stage has just commenced.

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In first place is the "Black Cuttlefish",
the best yacht of the Enlandian yacht club!

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- The number of bets on it
are rising sharply!

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- The "Loss" yacht, which led
the previous leg of the race,
cannot leave the starting line

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due to absence of Captain
Wrongel and sailor Fuchs.

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- Judging by how quickly the bets on it
have decreased, it seems that nobody
believes in the "Loss"'s victory anymore.

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- If it isn't Lom!

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Lom!

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- Christopher Bonifatyevich!

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- Lommy!

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- Oh, Fuchs, dear!
Where have you been?

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- And where have you been?

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- Pull up the mainsail!

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Fix the fore!

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Shift to the right!

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Great, very good.

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Oh-oh, what do we do...

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Get some champagne out of the hold!

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- What do you mean champagne?

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- I said, get some champagne!

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- Yes, sir, champagne!

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- Hello, hello, boss. Do you hear us?

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Hello, hello, boss.
Hello, do you hear us?

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- I think he doesn't!

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- Quiet, you! Hello, boss.

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Our coordinates are...

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- I don't care about your coordinates.

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Remember:

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the "Loss" is catching up
with the regatta

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and the finish line is coming up.

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The goods must not be returned.

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Therefore, I am allowing you
to use the plan

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codenamed

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"El Dorado".

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Act!

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- Alright, let's do it all together!

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- But what is that? The situation at
the finish line has suddenly changed!

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What happened to the "Loss"?
Where did it come from?

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- Just an hour ago, it was hopelessly
lagging behind the other seven yachts

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but now, not only did the "Loss"
catch up with the leaders,

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but it is outpacing them, as if
it has wings instead of sails!

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- No, it is not sailing,
it is flying above the waves!

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- We get the impression that Captain
Wrongel has installed a jet engine!

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- But this is against the rules.

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- Wait, that is not a
jet engine, it is champagne!

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But how cleverly it is used!

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- No regatta has ever seen
such unexpected tricks!

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Bravo! Bravo, Captain Wrongel!

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"Finish line"

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- Boss...

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All is lost!

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- They got away from us!

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- What do we do, boss?

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- Va bene...

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- Drop everything
and go to the yacht club.

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Got it?

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"Yacht Club"

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- Is the Right Honourable
Lord and President aware

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that at the start of the
round-the-world regatta,

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the famous Venus statue,
stolen from the Royal Gallery,

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was moved out aboard the "Loss"?

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- The "Venus"?
- What?

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- Wait a minute, gentlemen!

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Yes, yes, that really is what happened.

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Fuchs, whom we signed on
as a sailor in this city,

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brought the Venus statue stolen by him
onto the yacht in a contrabass case.

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I haven't finished yet!

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Fuchs did it because he was blackmailed
by the speaker of the yacht club

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who, at the same time, is the
boss of a group of gangsters.

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Just look at that, gentlemen, even now
they're trying to steal it from us!

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- But where is the Venus statue now?

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- Where it belongs,

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in the Royal Museum.

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Here's a notice

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that the postal parcel
has been delivered to its destination.

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- A delivery to the chief-constable.

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Sign here, sir.

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- My friends, all sails require a rest,

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like seas after a strong gale.

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And I'll admit:
I'm tired myself,

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though I'm a seasoned sailor.

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Besides, this story that I tell

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reaches its truthful culmination.

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I can't believe it either, friends,

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but in life, such things happen!

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I can't believe it either, friends,

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but in life, such things happen!

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Voice Actors:
Captain Wrongel - Zinoviy Gerdt
Lom, Boss - Yevgeniy Papernyy

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Agent 00X - Grigoriy Shpigel
Fuchs - Georgiy Kishko

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- A sea dog, brothers, I've become -

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and not 'cause life was boring!

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The sea gives me an A++

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in Wrongelian studies!

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I could become a captain now.

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They know me in the Navy.

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Though some may not
believe us, friends,

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in life, all things can happen!

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Though some may not
believe us, friends,

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in life, all things can happen!

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- I, old Fuchs, got into a fix

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though I, mouse-like, lived quietly.

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It was stunning that I escaped

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hot water with my feet dry!

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But we can't join you any more,

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the ending separates us.

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We can't believe it either, friends,

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but in life, such things happen!

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We can't believe it either, friends,

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but in life, such things happen!

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- Such things happen in life!
Isn't that right, my friends?

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End of the Film
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